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Old 02-08-05, 08:53 PM   #3
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Man: Haven\'t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I\'ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I\'m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what\'s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing.
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