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Man: Haven\'t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I\'ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I\'m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what\'s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing.
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