One day there was this lady who could not find a babysitter so she had to take her son to the bar where she worked. This guy walked up to him and knocked him off the barstool and the little boy stood up and said \"what the heck was that?\" The guy replies \"that was a kung-fu chop from China\". The little boy gets back up and says \"ok\". A little bit later the kid falls to the ground again and he says to the guy \"what was that?\" The guy replies \"that was a karate kick from Japan\". The little boy says \"ok\". Then the little boy gets knocked to the floor again and gets up and says \"what the heck was that for?\" The guy says \"that was a regular kick from Australia\". The little boy says \"forget this, I will be back a little bit\". A little while went by and the boy came back and knocked the guy out and walks up to the bartender and says \"when he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!\"

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