Life is a Constant Battle
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we also went n whipped shitties in my toyota turcel on my birthday december 23 first i never got my food at the restraunt while my family already had theirs, then we hit a snow bank when i turned on my lights and was headin home, dugg the car out in like negative 5 weather with my hockey sticks, didnt work so a taxi guy that looked like a neo nazi braught me to holiday to get a tow rope where he pulled me outta da ditch...then we went to the mall baught a girls gone wild that just sucked shoulda got the porn, then since it was my 18th i went to a porn shop and while my buddy was in the car the lady squated down and took a pee right next to him..lol no way could a bday story get better etc when we were watchin the porno my buddies mom walked in hahah
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