mixing my shit???


well first I like to eat alot of food so once I do finnaly take a shit, its nice and solid.

then once tis in the bottom of the toilet scoop it into a cup or plastic container.
add some salt and chives. let it sit for a while so the herbs can moisten the shit up.
Now's the fun part
Put in a cup full of tomatoe sauce or paste.
mic together with your hands(put some flour on your hands to stop the sticking)

once the sauce(or paste) is mixed, microwave it for about 5 minutes.
Now it should be nice and soft. Mix in anything from pasta to chicken.

And that my freind.is how you mix your shit!