Originally Posted by The Black Plague

Fuck the Police..

Last week i was chillin wit my homies outside the mall parkin lot, smokin jus chillen on a Friday night.. I'm leanin against this truck next to our car, and all the sudden a lady walk up and says "please don't lean on my brand new truck"... I'm like "i was jus cleanin it wit my jacket, i lean where i want bitch" and this white kid about my age, musta been her son, says "dude dont lean on the car or we got some problems".. i says brign the problem over here then bitch...

All the sudden a short ass dude walk around the truck and says "in case you were wonderin I'm the deputy sheriff of Wayne county" flips his badge and shit.. im like "man first of all i aint did shit and 2nd you aint on duty, can't arrest me or nothin... he says "well i can call some people down here and get your buddies in deep shit for smokin marujana.. how bout that smart ass" so i aint about to get my homies in trouble, so i gotta be all apolagetic and shit, says im sorry, and he was jus suckin it up...

Damn woulda liked to layed his ass out...

Fuck the Police