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Old 02-15-05, 06:49 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by Ill.Logic
A man walks into a bar and sees a big jar of money sitting on the bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks what is the jar of money for. The bartender says \"its a secret, give me $20 and I will tell you.\" So the guy slaps $20 on ther bar and the bartender says there is a donkey out back and you have to make him laugh. The guy goes outside and comes back in and to the amazement of the whole bar crowd the donkey is howling and wont shut up. The bartender says \"how did you do it?\" The guys says \"its my little secret.\" The guy comes back a week later and sees another jar of money and again the bartender says \"its a secret, give me $20 and I will tell you.\" So he gives the bartender $20 and the bartender says \"you have to make the donkey cry.\" He goes out back and comes in after a few minutes and the donkey is balling. The bartender and the whole bar is shocked. The bartender gives the guy the money and asks \"how the hell did you do it?\" The guys says \"well 1st you said to make the donkey laugh, so I said my dick was bigger than his, then you said to make him cry so I proved my dick was bigger than his.\"



dumb shit..but finny i guess
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