Annoying Boy on Bus A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, \\\'\\\'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I\\\'d be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, \\\'\\\'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant. The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!The kid smiles and says, \\\'\\\'I would be a bus driver!\\\'

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