Nice pants.....I think they would look better on the floor

Got any *Italian in ya?........want any? (*=any nationality)

Wanna help me with some math? We can add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply

*wipes face* I saved you a seat

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up

You: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: No....
You: Should I walk by you again?

Wanna play hide the salami?

You: If you were in the woods with a guy and suddenly woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Her: No!!!!
You: Wanna go camping?

I'll think of some more in a minute

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