my dicks big and hairy just like the yeti
and it dangles down like spaghetti
i didn't lose my virginity yet, i'm not ready
i stole the weed from my single parent
and now it's so apperant to see why i'm so transparent
i evolved, dissolved, and it's still unsolved
i grabbed the heat outta my glove department
and fuckin' wasted myself in your apartment
my raps were hated, debated, discriminated
and they claimed it was too outdated
so then i changed it, masterbated, waited
and now people think they're related
i love it when shit hits the fan
i'm due in for a cat scan
because i fucked up the ku klux klan
got 'em hatin' whites till they all broke up from fights
my visions fucked, i think i'm seeing the northern lights
i'm running around in wonderbras and high tights
sumthin up in my brain ain't right
because i thought i was black but found out i was white
fuck,(lol) and my mom thought i was a lil impolite