verse 1:
i'm still entwined in the mankind of the unsigned
but when i do get signed i'm gonna put on a sex act
that'll attract the cracked that can't even subtract
got packed met a chick with a nice rack
got off track met her boyfriend,
that's when i got attacked and sacked
who believes i got theives
that retrieves stuffed grape leaves
don't believe then just ask jeeves
i smoke leaves in trees till i fall and land on keanu reeves
i ran smoked a fence...shit none of this makes sense
that probably because i smoked all inscense, got tense
till i started acting more than dense
every time my uncle brags bout hunting i just grunt
stand out front and smoke a blunt
so......

hook:
throw it up here,
throw it down here,
stop being queer,
and get drunk off the beer,
i don't care if ya disagreed
c'mon smoke this weed (2x)

verse 2:
i fucked a fat ass dyke
while i was on this site making this open mic
sike..u probably thought i was serious
gotta admit i am kinda curious
i'll keep what i did with my sis mysterious
kidding again, it was a hermanphrodite
it was white and exactly my height
we bumped all nite, fuck, not quite
tell u the truth i don't know what i fucked
shit i can't think anymore just rapping like a crack whore
i want some feedback so lets get more


hook:
throw it up here,
throw it down here,
stop being queer,
and get drunk off the beer,
i don't care if ya disagreed
c'mon smoke this weed (2x)