"You aren't too bright, are you? I like that in a man"

"You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others."

"One day you and I are going to have a serious disagreement"

"Happiness is only happiness if there is a violin-playing goat"

"We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary."

"Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life overcoming"

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success"

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin have it"

"Expect The Unexpected"

DQ

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