well everyone knows thats because the jello corportation is really secretly ran by the C.I.A, the teletubies watch over, and mr. rodgers neighboorhood plays silently in the background on a brand new phonograph that wasn't purchased but today i much appreciate the opportunities given me by the celestial entrepenuer known as crap, it really makes me tingly inside to know that all my contributions into the crap pile have been noticed by eons of freestyling aliens who will someday pray to an ant pile in hopes my soul will reach the great beyond and flip the switch will change the channel, because news interuptions suck.

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