hook:
oh no here i go again
fucking chickens in a pen
runnin around plucking, fucking, and clucking
here let me tell ya sumthin' (2x)

verse:
lately i've been having dreams of an alien
takin' me in to watch another homosapien rapin' a young Ukranian
listning to songs on repeat while i jack off with my own two feet
dick getting as hard as concrete while this song is still incomplete
this just ain't rite like me thinking to retire
a crazy transvestite dressing up like Mrs. Doubtfire
peircing myself with a piece of barb wire
fucking a fat ass girl that makes me wanna hurl
while i sit there and just watch my dick swirl
then curve in and curl
crazy lunatics like me just don't belong in this world
i have ta drop links for these frickin' chinks
just because the administrator,
the open mic creator said that i have ta
fuckin' the fatty screaming "Who's your Daddy"
at the same time eating a crabby patty

hook:
oh no here i go again
fucking chickens in a pen
runnin around plucking, fucking, and clucking
okay okay i'll stop humping (2x)