Originally Posted by 9th Degree

I don't know what I'd title it, but my name would be "El Gigante", and it would be like Godzilla, where all the chicks would be like "Oh MY God! It's El Gigante!" and I would terrorize the fat girls until they left me alone then I'd go bang the hot chicks and they'd be like "Oh MY God! El Gigante saved us!" Oh! That gives me an idea for the title now!

I'll call it Ernest Goes to Camp.