From the fire I say, it’s an offense you can’t mount...
So we oughta just cremate you...
.......................I hear burn victims get a discount.
You ain’t straight, kid, it takes more than being brave...
40’s leanin just a bit cuz he’s got one foot in the grave.
And dance? 40s too ugly, even drunk girls give cold shoulders...
Cuz he’s one of those cases when...
..........................Beauty’s NOT in the eye of the beer holder.

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