i spit all the shit that's the most overly dramatic
all you tryed but i could do better if i crapped it
some probe aliens twisted my nipple & grabbed it
and now i turned white to an intergalactic rap kid
noww i must be dreaming cuz of shit i been seeing
i coulda swore i saw light gleaming & more beaming
now whenever i'm pissing it's green when im peeing
and now i found my car all the way in the carribean
what the fuck was i thinking when i started drinking
cuz now i saw a big ass fatt chick in a pink g-string
horny as fuck climbin on top of dead Abraham Lincoln
to that i started winking & lost my sight while blinking
even if i am really half male and half female i still like it
so i winked while fingering myself and became pregnant
and i popped out a couple of babies infected with rabies
raisin a couple Slim Shadys, a couple bunches of Brady's
raising my sons and daughters too both go for the ladies
& fuck the chorus half of you probably will just ignore this
& if i even did a hook most of you probably wont even look
i just grab the weed smoke it while i grab my dick & stroke it
fuck fingering the girls i'll just stare at ya pussy and poke it
fuck i'll never be serious cuz im too busy with this joke shit