Solo's Guide On What You Need To Be A Successful Rock N Roll Artist............

1. The Ability To Shout Pointlessly Into A Microphone...Lyrics Don't Matter As Long As You Can Shout.
2. The Ability To Stroke Your Hand Over Guitar Strings To Make Sounds.
3. The Ability To Smack The Shit Out Of A Decorated Barrel With Sticks.
4. The Ability To Swing Your Head Around Like A Crazy Lunatic.

That Is The Four Things You Need To Know. Talent Is Not Required!!!
If You Can Master Those 4 Requirements You'll Be On Your Way To A Lifetime Of Noise, Headaches, Nausea & Throat Infections!!!!

__________________