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Originally Posted by K.SoLo
Solo's Guide On What You Need To Be A Successful Rock N Roll Artist............
1. The Ability To Shout Pointlessly Into A Microphone...Lyrics Don't Matter As Long As You Can Shout.
2. The Ability To Stroke Your Hand Over Guitar Strings To Make Sounds.
3. The Ability To Smack The Shit Out Of A Decorated Barrel With Sticks.
4. The Ability To Swing Your Head Around Like A Crazy Lunatic.
That Is The Four Things You Need To Know. Talent Is Not Required!!!
If You Can Master Those 4 Requirements You'll Be On Your Way To A Lifetime Of Noise, Headaches, Nausea & Throat Infections!!!!
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^ im going to be ignorant like king solo now
skills you need to be a rap/hip-hop artist
1. baggy clothes and no other musical skill what so ever
2. able to curse repeditively on a microphone about how you shoot someone or did some drugs, while dropping to a beat that someone else made
3. thats about it really
wow, that was fun