dont slump, or you'll get yo' grandma's hump
I sit on back porch, and pump up ma pumps
smoke dem king cigarettes,
till I develop a lump.

Silly cracker, I'll rob yo house,
I'll take everything in your pad,
includin' yo pet mouse.

I'm high as fuck,
Don't wana write no mo,
Peace to yo' granny,
Fuck yo mom she's a ho.