this iz tha dopest shit u'll eva read, me n Turban. made it on msn
i'll put tha 2 links 2marow, im goin 2 bed soon
Turban.:
bee attack in my back my moms got a rack so she defends but i never play pretend because i have to get play from them titties . they as big as the city i swear yea i almost fought a bear no i wasnt scared he flared his nostrils and busted out a growl i git the ground and frowned cept he started to rap. "yo i'm a bear i gave you a scare, i eat honey no need for money right i get hungry and raid a
i was amazed just a little blazed . no i wasn't phased. i told him his rhymes wuz played .
he got mad but i had him spayed i'm out bitches time to get laid!
KOOL COL-B:
turban and kool, wuz swimmin in a pool
i'll slap u in tha face n challenge u 2 a duel
but then u'll b all like "no" cuz im so dam kool
ima dope mofo, u r a fool
hiz name iz turban, cuz hes sittin on ur hed
he went 2 tha toaster, and put in sum bred
but wen he took it out, it wuz all red
so he opened tha toaster, and found a severed hed
then i came ova n we ate severd hed stew
then it gave me tha runs, so i had 2 poo
went in tha bathroom, sat on tha seat
my ass wuz hangin out, wind blowin on my meat
then i wuz all like "URRGHGHHG" i had 2 sqeeze
so i took exlax till shit ran down my leg and smeared all on my knees
then i went 2 tha sto, and wiggled on tha flo
pulled out my pernis and sed "give me all ya doe!"
she wuz like "uummm, no" so i shot
my cum all on her tits, i put sum water in a pot
put it on tha stove and then i made it boil
poored it on my legs, then i wrapped myself in tin foil
slit my wrists n throat, then pushed myself down tha stairs
i hit a old lady, broke her spine, but i dont care
now wuzznt this tha dopest shit u eva herd?
i spita hot fire, rumpa tink, werd
werd, it took us along time 2 think of this shit,
werd