Alright, i stayed home sick from school today...
i woke up at 4 am, threw up... went back to sleep. Woke up again at 4:38, threw up... went back to sleep.
So i get up at 10 am, and my stomach still hurts so i just stay home, and i am walking around downstairs, and my ass is just feeling like it's gonna erupt.. and i fart, just a moist one, and at first i just though i farted, but i checked. I put my hand down my pants, and i pulled up a finger full of shit...
