1 of my most fucked up times wuz at skool in grade 9 french bullshit class wen i wuz 14. i wuz sittin there not payin any attention az usual, and i had a band-aid, so i put it on ym eye ball n wuz sittin there, then tha teacher wuz like "COLBY! OUT!" i wuz kinda cunfused n wuz like "waa?" n looked at him, n he told me 2 go out of tha class in tha hallway. so i did, n i wuz thinkin "wtf, i didnt even do anythang, he must of thot i wuz doin sumthin else or sumthin" but then he came out in tha hallway all up in my face bitchin about me havin tha band-aid on my eye (this teacher iz soo unbelievably gay, ask high dro, he knows. tha mafucka iz scared shitless of cats) so yeah, he wuz like "wuts u moms werk #???" he wuz sayin he wuz gonna call her werk or sumthin n tell her, WTF, ive neva seen a teacher b that strict in my life. so i wuz like "i dont know her werk number" n he gave me tha gayest look cuz he thot i wuz just sayin that, then hes like "o, yeah. sur eu dont" n i wuz fuckin pissed. n i really didnt know her werk number, n i still dont, lol. so yeah, hes like "alrite, now wen we go back in that classroom if i c a smile on ur face ur goin str8 2 tha principals office" so i fuckin go in tha classroom n sit in my seat. and my teacher wuz helpin tha guy who sat beside me. so i looked ova at tha teacher, n i grabbed my pen n stood up n everythang wuz goin blurry like i wuz gonna black out, cuz i wuz gonna stab tha teacher, but i noticed wut i wuz doin n i just threw tha pen across tha room n wuz like "WTF" n shook myself out of it. cuz i knew id b in soo much shit if i stabbed him. i wuz fucking lucky that time that i could feel it commin on n could stop it b4 i wuz fully blacked out. crazy fuckin shit yo, werd

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