Fuck fancy food. That shit is the worst thing i've ever seen.
Some rich idiot told me to go to a resteraunt her dad owns in the city, and I could get a meal pretty much free of charge... So I was like... word.
Anyway, I went there with her and the place was gay. It had like an entrance and a french name. Fancy plants everywhere and those upper class dinner-wear-wearing people around.
You're supposed to order a salad, an entre, a main meal, and an after meal (or so they call it). So I just got any random salad, she chose me entre and main meal cos I didn't really care/know what the food was all about, and I got some wierd coffee thing for "after meal" (dessert).
in about 45 mins (wtf) out comes a normal salad arranged nicely to make it look important. Too bad I cant taste arrangement.
20 minutes later (WTF 1 hour and 5 minutes it took) the entre arrives. Its a pastry about 1.5 inches by 1.5 inches and 2 1/2 high sitting on a big leaf. Around it was some kinda long spagghetti-like crunchy meat (about 6 strands). It all tasted like shit.
15 mins after that, FINALLY I got my main meal. Imagine this: a piece of viel about half the size of a normal cd case, not very thick, thats rolled up with a bit of lettuce stuck through it so you can see green sticking out each end. That was covered in some red, transparent sauce with a tiny amount of herbs near the edge of the plate.
Im not even gonna talk about dessert, cos it sucked so much ass. But yo, can you believe that main meal? FUCK. It didnt even taste good and was so small. I ate it in 2 bites. And there that bitch is nibbling away at hers cutting off tiny little pieces. I'd wipe my ass with that size piece of meat.
Guess how much that shit would have cost me if I actually paid for it? OVER $200AD which is about $130-$170 american.
After all this, I came to the conclusion that gourmet/"good quality" food sucks balls. If you see someone who likes this shit, punch them in the face because they're idiots.
I left there at 10 hungry as fuck and went to KFC with a mate. 15pc bucket of chicken $12.95 and some garlic bread...
If you like gourmet food, i'll battle you about it. You rap good points on it, my verse will rap the negatives. Cos fuck. Its so gay.
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