1. Nice pants....they'd probably look better on my bedroom floor.

2. Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

3. *licks finger then taps girl's shoulder* let's get you out of those wet clothes

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Should I walk by again?

5. If you went camping with a friend and woke up one morning with a condom sticking out of your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?

Word.......™

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