Pick-up lines are funny, I like guys making themselves look like a complete idiot with those predictable lines. They look cute then lolz...

Dress-up parties are the best for pick-up lines. I was dressed as a cat and this guy was dressed as Mickey Mouse so he comes up to me and he's like: I'm scared of you. So I ask why and he's like: well, cats have tendency to eat mice...

And then I did my famous roar lolz...

Pick-up lines rule even though they don't work ...

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