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Size ain't nothin cause i'm not a thick nigga but i done fucked up big one's before and i done seen muscle heads broke down before too so i gotta go with the one's who'd proly use they head in the fight. i'm a tell you how it'd go...(clears throat)
Bell rings and fifty and goes for jada's ass cause jada just killed his ass in "checkmate" and "i run new york" his comeback was garbage, on the way over he get's blindsided by fat joe who's also beefin with him, he turns around and catches more from joe and attempts to fight back proly ending up gettin knocked out
meanwhile jay-z and nas have their little sparring match and seeing as right handed fighters don't have much experience against lefties nas takes the short stick cause he's older,smaller and proly will have trouble with a leftie(i know jay's not left handed but he fights leftie as stated in "renegade") meanwhile...
while fatjoe's kicking fifty's ass fifty starts to mount a comeback cause fat joe is...well...fat and therefore slower then him more than likely... jada clocks his ass from behind and it's over(and today's lesson for 50 is don't bite off more then you can chew). The already tired fat joe has to deal with a fresh kiss(lol) and will proly go down. After that it'll proly be between Jada and jay
Alt. ending: Nas and Jada
either way jada will be in the championship
but seein as jay-z's got them swollen ass lips it appears he can take a punch or two and kiss's head looks pretty sturdy ass well so that's my ending, i don't know who would win but i know who wouldn't. Gorrilla's are strong but are still just monkey's so just eliminate the two that wouldn't use their damn head. I gotta go with Jada as the winner though cause he's got a good intelligence rating plus his body's a lil more sturdier so he's the overall pick.
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