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Old 05-22-05, 10:31 AM   #64
Cri$$tyle
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From: WESTSIDE, Cali-fo!
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Originally Posted by I got raped by george michael
actually no, it was just a horrible attempt at a joke, you flat out suck dude






It wasn't a joke it was the truth...lmfao...you was born in a wheelchair. you give head in a wheel chair and.....i think it's gonna be your coffin too

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Originally Posted by Donkey Anus


hey man, whats a wackere? oh right, you were trying to say you're whacker than everyone on RV, gotcha






Well i spelt it like that on purpose, i basically meant your wacker than wack...it's like seeing your moms in a ladies toilet..."she's tha odd one out"

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Originally Posted by I suck more dick than my moms underwear
since i dont have a sister, you must have been referring to my brother....you like tight anals or what?



Well if you knew how to read, you woulda known that you ARE your brother...lol....it's simple. When elton john rings your doorbell, your heart sticks out of your chest like one of those looney tune characters, beating at 50 mph, beating faster than you beat your dick. You run up stairs, put on your mommas pyjamis, and her wig, plus your grandmas teeth in the glass, then you run downstairs....D'oh i forgot my sisters lip-stick! oh wait it's MY lipstick! you run back up put it on, run back down and put it on, then you open the door....shit, elton john already let himself in because your such a dick sized brain retard you left your door open! so you cry yourself into your room, then...wow....it's really him!!...it's elton john...then you say: "jhonny can you rape me?...because i'm such a retarded stupid 3rd grade drop out i think i deserve it"
so you get raped...the telephone rings...run down stairs pick it up, oh it's a prank call, you run upstairs, get raped again, the doorbell rings, you run down
who's that! oh it's your best friend, he just came from the toy shop, you get raped by him also, oh can i see elton john please? i left him hanging! you go up get raped by him also, your best friend comes up stairs, he gets raped by elton john also, then he cheats on you, then elton john rapes the two of you.

THATS how you are your sister...i aint tha one raping you...you WISHED i did...your probably saying 'cri$$tyle...we love you'

hahahaha.....sorry but i don't fuck transexuals..your moms is one but nah....she couldn't be anyones cup of tea, if we dropped her in boiling water!!!

i think your such a fag you look like her..exact match...your probably her clone...that why when you was born people kept saying awww...he looks so much like the mother. is it a girl or a boy?.....lmao....is 'it'
hahahaha



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Originally Posted by Lonely. Faggot.Sucker.
If you would post your verse then you could end the beef cuz I REALLY don't care about you. Ijust want you to post the verse so it'll be over. Hell if you shut upp then I'll shut up....in fact this is it I'm done. Other OM's are gettin overlooked cuz of this, always at the top. Hell you only have 2 replies of feed on here. I'm done say what you want on the internet but fuck it and fuck you.



SHUTUP and go beat yourself to a coma you 4 ttitty mammal..who cares about you?!!!....well nothing that is living lol

stop crying and wait till i finito sonnin your pepsi squeek boyfriend bitch. and till when your sister eats my dick till she vomits the semen on you.

your done?!!!...i don't remember God knocking your half cooked ass off the shelf...you don't even have any eye balls yet..the only thing you have on your head is dick balls

well....my thread is alwayes at the top because that's how tha situation is with your sister...you know

(lol..check it...i'm sonnin him so bad he wants to end the beef lmao you don't have beef with me you have beef with your reflexion)


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Originally Posted by D'oh!...can the dentist pul out the condom from my teeth?

and how am i being owned exactly by fake personals? wow....you must have some pretty lame friends you show this to, or else their just a bunch of school children you pick up, and when you're not showing off for them on RV, you're pretty much molesting them, since you really are extremely pathetic






Come on i just told you what the scientists saw on the discovery channel!

And your right about the school children bit, i guess your not blind after all...you are the school children, and pumpkin head lmfao


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Originally Posted by dick tits
you wanna call me an idiot, when you go and spell the same word wrong that you tried correcting me on, ahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha, wow, so much for college....what, did you get tour the campus with your mommie one day?





All i done was missed out the C but you made a whole new language all together!!! lmfao


Well i still spelt it better than you you half brain midgetfieds e.t looking kid who just came out of a 6 year rehab


What your mom ate a spicey 10 legged Black widow rushed to the toilet then had you?...wow...that is so cool and awesome! you should tell every kid in the 3rd grade about it!!!

(the spider had ingrowing legs by the way)


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Originally Posted by dijcidjcijdcijewijceijwcwiejiwejf


...yeah, but see, i work all week, making 15 bones an hour, 5 days a week....i bought my own comp and i just leave it running all day.....but the thing is, you keep coming back to this site, and what is this site again? a rap battle site? yeah, it is....and you keep ducking me....so therefore, whats your purpose......to come on here and pretend to own a bunch of people that would really demo you at anything imaginable in life.....get lost..... accept my challenge or shut the fuck up, plain and simp



You don't even know what a diss is...what the fuck is quak quak?....that's something that even a duck wouldn't bring if it came to owning, what they would do is eat you, just like i'm eating you.


I can't duck a herb who can't even freepost...lmao...someone who is an 'Unfinished Project'.....so you ARE the 'projects'...hahaha

I think...your so shit all it would take is tissue paper to wipe you off.

I think your momma had you when her ass was imitating an air conditioner...she didnt even know she had you..it was only untill she heard this lil squeeky noise from something that looks abit like her...an Abnormal Rat

your different...you should be gratefull, God even bothered to finish you off, cuz i think he was fed up with creating something that couldn't quite go together....you should have your own race....'The Rejects'
hahahahahaha

fuck owning you, why would i wanna own something that's unwanted? gimme a reason?

your momma didnt even need to make an effort to give birth to you....so it wouldnt take an effort to kill you simple as

simple as abc
simple as your wacker than a torn underwear, that has a hole from the back


if your gonna star in a movie, call it The Clones

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