Of course, as most of you are fellow Americans. As the 42nd President of the United States of America I feel it is necessary to share with all of you youth pictures of myself in different situations.

Here I was, telling some people about my new book (My Life), when this photograph was taken. As the 42nd President of the United States I feel I need to allow people to take pictures of me, even when I am just discussing such simple matters and my book, which is extremely good, so go read it sometime.



Here is a painting of me. I don't remember being present when this was made, but basing off of the terrible quality I would have to say it was probably some Canadian. And this further fuels my anger, and so I repeat, when my daughter Hilary gets elected in the next election I will not hesitate to drop a nuclear bomb on Canda.



Here is myself taking some supplies to a homeless shelter in Boston. As the 42nd President of the United States, and future father of the President of the United States, I feel it is necessary to not just dwell with rich, but to help the poor as well, because at one time I too felt like I was poor. However, not with money, but with heart. I feel that helping people in need is American, and so it is only natural I participate, as I was the 42nd President of the United States of America.



And here I am, tired of all these past accusation of having sexual relations with Monica Lewinski. But, I will repeat to you, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Participating is such is acts is un-American. And let me remind you, I was in the White House for almost 8 years, and now my daughter is running for President. I am as American as they come.



That is all for now my fellow Americans. Just remember to vote Hilary into office next election, and in heart and mind always believe; Bill is always right.

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