I hope that most of you youth have not attempted any of these items. However, when I was serving as the 42nd President of the United States of America I will admit to trying weed while in Belgium. I never inhaled, but I tried it. I just hope that as young Americans you will come to realize that doing drugs will not make you "cooler" in today's society. You need to just be American, unless you are Canadian, then you should leave your country before Hilary gets elected because I am planning to have her drop a nuclear bomb on right on top of your country. To the rest you, just remember that as the 42nd President of the United States of America it still is my responsibility to look after the rebellious youth, just please make an attempt to do the right thing (so I will look good, and Hilary will beat out whoever she is up against by an even larger margin.)

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