I got introduced to this one girl by my friend. We became friends and all, but she would always talk about other guys (especially my friend who introduced us), and repeatedly tell me how hot they were. But everytime I brought up another girl looking good, she'd get all emotional like "that pisses me off, don't every say shit like that again!" So I said "bitch, if I can't do that then stop telling me how hot every guy is." She said "Ok...but he really is so fuckin' hot". Then I was gonna choke her, but as it turns out, we were talking on the phone at the moment.

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