I've got a few.

Why do you have to have at least one to two girls to go get food with? Do you really think your gonna get mugged from the table to the food?

That skinny girls say they're fat? (Who aren't anorexic)

Why do you talk about how good looking some actor is, but when I say some actress is hot you get pissed?

Why do you play mind games period?

Why do you say your blonde when your hair is black?

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