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Old 05-28-05, 07:37 AM   #88
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That.. you always gotta go to the bathroom with atleast one other girl with you

That.. You fuck the first day we meet, and actually expect a phone call

That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated andends up fucking another girl

That.. If you like me, but we aint going out, and I flirt with another girl ya'll act fucked round me like you pissed...................... but it's ok for you to flirt with any guy

That.. You just find it nescasary to tell me your having your period, I aint wanna know that shit

That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!

That.. If i'm dating you, at lunch time, I GOTTA be with your friends, I gotta hang with your friends with you, but you can't come with me, so I can hang with mine

That.. You can give me head.. but won't let me give any back

That.. Your girl friends come and slap your ass as a joke, but when were making out and I grab your ass you tell me not to..

That.. You find it nescesary to be friends with the guys that happen to be the biggest assholes in the world, and act like assholes with you, and your just like wt/v

That.. you gotta have a poster of some homo from a soap opera in your locker.. while your dating me, and when i'm around you, still talk with your friends bout how hot they are?

That.. When I act sweeat and shit, you all say i'm cute, and then when I act like my regular pimpish self, ya'll say i'm hot? (and by the way, stfu with that ya your cute, or she finds you cute shit, aint no guy wanna hear bout how "cute" he is)

That.. You tell a guy that any girl would be soooo lucky to go out with him, but you won't?

That.. When I tell one of the hottest girls in my school about how beautifull I think she is, she's like, nah I aint even pretty, stfu bitch you know damn well your hot, and A LOT of girls do this, pisses me off

That.. A bitch will strip for me on web-cam but not in real life

That..Your friends gotta be the most annoying bitches in the world

That.. If your my ex, and i'm dating a girl, you find it nescasary to tell the girl bout all the bad shit i've done

That.. You invite me over to your house, and you like me, but you don't wanna seem forward or shit so I gotta bring a friend? Or we can only hang out if there's other people there? (Not all girls but some)

That.. After I tell you I like you, you gotta start acting all weird around me and shit

These aren't really questions, cuz I basically know all the answers to em, they were more statemants, but peeps can feel free to answer em' like questions anyways, I wanna see what people have to say


Answers to Q's

1. Coz it's the main hall of gossip...they reveal EVERYTHING in there...ever seen ya girl come back from the bathroom and her mate looks at you and smirks?...thats coz she jus told her you licked her out like whoa and made her eyes roll back or you clearly fucked up completely.

2. Because they just do...my girl when i got her number the day after she broke up wit her ex she text me like mad and then she text good night and i was like "ok...night" at that point she thought i wasn't interested...and hasn't let that moment drop in the year and 9 months together.

3. Because women expect us to be more direct and see their signs...but men = blind at that shit my girl basically had to grab my dick and THEN i was like oh...ok you feel the same...men tread carefully coz we afraid of reading the wrong signs coz women hang us for gettin the wrong idea...YET they expect us to understand their signs.

4. Becasue women think we are gonna jump into bed with them at that exact moment...and wit women they think that the man they flirtin wit is "jus a friend" but who's sayin they ain't got the same intentions as us?.

5. Thats easy...coz they feel they can share that with you...trust me watching a birth > being told about a period...i can cope wit her sayin oh blob week.

6. Coz they think it's in style all to do wit fashion...however subliminally they DO want the attention but when confronted they don't wanna admit it.

7. Coz they think their friends can chage you and if you are with her friends you'll see them as YOUR friends and leave your friends behind therefore she has changed you into a mindless zombie who goes yes dear certainly dear.

8. Opposite way round wit me dawg i supply, she won't give back...count yaself lucky oh she has before...but i'm jus dope down below

9. Hormonal...they think it's all playtime wit the friends but when your down to work...it's by her rules or not at all.

10. 9/10 they ex's tryna get back wit her and she's all like "well we went out but we good friends...oh ignore that text him sayin we should get together he's my friend he don't mean it...oh ignore that one sayin he still got feelins he don't mean it"...too trusting.

11. Coz they know we'd do the same.

12. Reassurance dawg they all got boundaries.

13. By sayin your cute they're trying to play you down to make ya feel less big headed about yaself...i hate the word cute.

14. Coz she thinks she's too good for ya.

15. Coz it's self-confidence issues...some know it some don't.

16. Coz you ain't there to touch her i guess.

17. Coz they just are annoying bitches...but apparantly your mates are 10 x worse.

18. Coz once you do...their mind goes into overdrive and they get all emotional and try to make themselves belive it ain't true.
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