How do blind people wipe their ass?
thats fuckin stupid...do u have to look at your ass to wipe it?? FUCK NO!!

How do you handcuff a one armed man?
handcuff them to something...like a post

Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
this question is not unanswered, pretty fuckin sure doctors or scientists know

how did the first person in the world get a std?
fuckin them puppets that were on chappelle's show that one time

Charlie Murphy as "Stinky" the puppet

"You Don't Understand,
Cuz I Make Luv To My Hand.
So I Dont Need U Honey
Cuz I Beat My Dick Like It Owes Me Money"

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