Week 7 Mag
Table Of Contents
I. Introduction
II. Battle Reel
III. Top 10 Punches
IV. Power Rankings
V. Outro
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I. Introduction
Well, it's been six full weeks and the league is finally start to shape form. People winning, people losing, people tying (what the fuck?), it's all happening in this Punchline League. There has been a Heavyweight, Middleweight, and Lightweight title for three weeks, and it has become evident people are picking up there games to get their shot at being a champion at one of the belts. Also, two weeks ago a few updates occurred. The results of the poll for how long this league would last came back at 20 weeks. After that point there will be a playoff type of deal for the top 8 competitors to determine one champion of the whole league. So, even if you don't get a shot at one of the belts all season it is still possible for you to take home the champship in the end, so keep dropping to the best of your ability. Other then that, don't expect me to cover no shows in the Battle Reel. I'd get to caught up in how fucking gay it is to sign up and then not show. But now, it's about time that I drop some more feedback on the battles in this league. I don't give a fuck how good you think you are. Here is the realness..
II. Battle Reel
HW Title - New Meth0d vs. Hotshh!
This battle started out with New Meth0d dropping a punch the day after I set the battles up. It was a gay punch, but the concept was something I hadn't seen before. I thought it was pretty dope.. as did Jack The Ripper who decided to post that after New Meth0d dropped his punch. Then, hotshh! came in and somewhat fed off of Jack The Ripper's post. His second line was also a gay punch, but I thought his punch was played to shit and pretty much licked penis. He said something about soccer goalies, which I don't give a fuck what you say, that shit is played out. However, some of you disagreed when hotshh! took an early lead by 6 votes, but then New Meth0d rallied back and took the victory to remain the undefeated HW champion.
Winner - New Meth0d
MW Title - Spektikul vs. Drakel
This started out with Spektikul coming in and dropping an unusually penis licking punch. He said something about bed wetting, but what the fuck, I haven't given a shit about that since I was three years old. If I wanted to know about the up to date status of bed wetting I'd ask my little brother, I would not look for some concepts on it on rapverse. fucking com. That shit was wack like no fucking other. Then, Drakel came in and dropped a pretty nice concept. It was about how Spektikul's sig is seperated. I thought it was pretty dope and a clear win for him, and the voters agreed with me on this one.
Winner - Drakel
LW Title - Ambient vs. The Revelation
This battle had the most surprising outcome to me. It started with Ambient coming in and dropping a pretty nice concept, or so I thought. It had unique wordplay and it was, for the most part, original. Then, The Revelation came in and dropped a total peice of shit punch, that wasn't even a punch. It was just a fucking statement about how Ambient hasn't one a title match yet. It was complete garbage. Oh, but it gets better. The Revelation even said he thought Ambient's was better.. and he STILL won. What the fuck is that shit? Whatever though.
Winner - The Revelation
Jimmy Pocketz vs. Hemz
First, let me comment on how much of an ego Jimmy Pocketz has come up with these last few weeks. Wins a couple Punchline battles and now he's thinking he's the big man on campus. He comes into this battle, andtrashes Hemz 3 times before Hemz even posts (not including his verse). Hemz comes in, and dropped a concept that I had never seen before. It was the first time I ever saw a name play on Jimmy Pocketz. I don't know if i don't read enough battles or something, but I thought it was dope. Jimmy drops a fucking statement. He said Hemz has missed hits or something else that licks penis like that. It was the most fucking wack peice of shit I have ever read. Somehow, Jimmy Pocketz pulled out the victory.
Winner - Jimmy Pocketz
Young Blaze vs. Intrepid
This started out with Intrepid coming in and dropping a concept that I have seen quite a bit lately. It was about being on the scene in body bags or some gay shit like that. I don't know. I guess some people haven't seen it before, but being that I have.. I thought it was decent at best. Then, Young Blaze came in and dropped a concept that I hadn't seen before. I honestly thought it was dope as fuck. This motherfucker has stepped his game up big time in this league as of late. However, the votes came in and the battle ended up as a tie.
Winner - Tie
FuxJustAWord vs. Ackrite
This was originally supposed to be a three-way battle, but Retrospecktive no showed like a bitch. So, it just came down to Fux and Ack. It started out with Ackrite coming in and eagerly trying to get the title.. of most wackest punch of the week. I mean, what the fuck? He was talking about burying shovels below maggots or something that just licked total ballsack. It wasn't even a punch. Just a fucking statement about burying maggots. Fuck, that is below penis licking. Fux came in and dropped some pretty wack shit as well. I guess you could say it was somewhat personal because Ackrite mentions AIDs in his sig, but the concept wasn't worded right, and just didn't connect that hard either. But, regardless, FuxJustAWord pulled out the victory.
Winner - FuxJustAWord
pictureperfect2 vs. MarvJay
With all the hype about MarvJay going up, and knowing that pictureperfect is capable of dropping sick shit, I expected this battle to be the battle of the week. But honestly, this battle fucking sucked. MarvJay's punch was about how pictureperfect has an ego. What the fuck kind of piss concept is that? "Yo, you have a big head." That shit licks gigantic sackular tissue. Fuck. That was COMPLETE garbage. Then, pictureperfect came in and dropped a played punch about MarvJay's gay crew name. MarvJay decided to try to sway votes, and ended up winning.
Winner - MarvJay
C.A.L.I vs. Premanition
Alright, this battle licked pretty big penis too. C.A.L.I started off the sack fest with a punch that made no fucking sense at all. First, he talks about premature text, then talks about being a soldier or some wack shit. But I don't know if you guys understand how wack this was yet. The premature text and soldier came in the SAME line. How the fuck can you make any dope transition from fucking premature text (which makes no sense at all by itself) to being a fucking soldier. Please. That shit sucked. But, then, Premanition came in with an average punch. However, it was pretty played because C.A.L.I cant lead a successful crew worth shit. But, to get some votes and avoid being KOed, C.A.L.I decided to post up a response about how Premanition's was played. But, this came down to Premanition being mediocre and C.A.L.I being penis licker-ocre.
Winner - Premanition
MiSk vs. Sdizzle
Sdizzle came in with a pretty good personal. I didn't get it until the second page when dizzle pointed out that his custom title, but after that I thought it was pretty good. MiSk, on the other hand, posted up a line about being constipated. That is almost as bad as MarvJay's punch, but that is fucking impossible to beat this week. It still sucked though. At first sdizzle came out behind because I think people didn't get sdizzle's punch. But, after he pointed out his custom title, he began getting more votes, and eventually won.
Winner - Sdizzle
Graffik Nature vs. O.V.Dose
Graffik Nature started this one off with a concept I have never seen before, and it was pretty nice. I didn't like the, explaining in ( )'s, but it was still pretty nice. Then, O.V.Dose came in with a peice of shit statement that had no connection at all. It was about getting excited with cameras or something. It didn't connect, and didn't come close to touching Graffik's punch. Most of the voters agreed with me, and Graffik got the win.
Winner - Graffik Nature
Daubs vs. Khaoz Theory
This battle was kind of weird. It started out with Khaoz Theory dropping a punch with a quote. Motherfuckers, quotes went played over a year ago. Get the fuck away from using that shit. His punch didn't hit hard. It was about taking a piss or something. What the fuck is that shit? Daubs came with a pretty good concept, but I didn't think it rhymed. It took a few people from the UK to come support his claim that it did in fact rhyme. After that, Daubs started getting votes and took the win fairly easily.
Winner - Daubs
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