III. Top 10 Punches
10. FuxJustAWord vs. Ackrite
Puttin us on Atkins cuz u want us swallowin beef, thats right?
And with AIDS comments in ur sig, its no wonder you Ackrite
9. Daubs vs. Khaoz Theory
If you were a ps2 character, id def say a hit man, Coz..
Ya winnins like a sniper rifle...........a hell of a longshot!!
8. Ambient vs. The Revelation
your a broke fuck leading a cheap life, ur punches are trash son
bitch, you could'nt live in the lap of luxury if you fucking ran one
7. Intrepid vs. Young Blaze
Young Blaze aint no criminal, no rap world shine or in a mag
'Cause the only time this kid's on the scene, is in a body bag
6. Sdizzle vs. MiSk
u better than me son? u better shut ur face
shit...
this a one on one match.. and comin in III place
5. Hemz vs. Jimmy Pocketz
This kid's pathetic, his text reign's about as short as his dick
He could stuff a mirror in his Pocket... still won't get the Jimmy from chicks
4. Graffik Nature vs. O.V.Dose
i stay ahead of dose like uno... if you think you're testin G
then you're givin me an EC(easy) W like the wrestlin league
3. Drakel vs. Spektikul
we all know spek is lonely, last time he with a real girl, never
just check his sig, shit, cant even hold an online relationship together
2. New Meth0d vs. Hotshh!
Ya try an complex, “forced wordplay” is what your about
Ya lines go over more heads….. than the roof of ya mouth
1. Young Blaze vs. Intrepid
Burn this Interpid's Engine to its over heatin degree..cuz Ya Spits Dont Rhyme
Shit "Everyone Can See" I'm "Breakin IN" Like Robbers In Day Time
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IV. Power Rankings
10. Jimmy Pocketz
Sure, Jimmy Pocketz has a Middleweight title shot this week, but I honestly haven't seen anything in his posts that suggests he should be ranked any higher then this. He'll have his opportunity to prove me wrong this week if he wins his Middleweight title match, but for now, he's coming in #10 in the rankings.
9. Sdizzle
If sdizzle starts to actually try in his verses he could be a huge threat to everybody else. The dude is the most underrated person in this league, but is better then most people in this league. If he starts to come as dope as he's capable of, he'll climb the rankings and soon enough be a threat for the HW title. That's why he's at #9 right now.
8. Intrepid
He's also underrated, but I know he's capable of dropping shit that could light up any opponent he faces. If he can start unleashing the skill I know he has he'll be a beast in the league.
7. 9th Degree
9th Degree is probably the only person who's 0-0 who will ever get a spot in the Power Rankings before even posting a verse. Everybody at this site knows 9th Degree is upping his game daily, and soon enough he should be upping the rankings in this league as well.
6. Young Blaze
Most of you aren't going to agree with this dude being so high up, but fuck you the rest of you think. This dude has improved the most in this league as of yet. Last week against Intrepid he dropped the best punch all week, and if he can consistently come that dope he'll have a title shot in no time at all.
5. The Revelation
The Revelation has come consistently good all year. If he can turn up the notch to dope, though, he could easily be a HW champion for the rest of the season. However, right now he's stuck at good, which is fine, don't get me wrong, but he has the potential to take over this league.
4. Spektikul
What's to say about this dude? Even though he dropped a weak ass punch last week, I know this dude has it in him to dominate every person he faces. If he can consistently drop good and avoid the wackness his opponents should begin to fear Spektikul.
3. Hotshh!
He had a Heavyweight title last week, and a chance at the Middleweight title this week. He's been atop the rankings all season, and I can't see anything changing. Usually he's able to form creative punches with pretty dope wordplay. If he can consistently keep that style going, who knows what this dude could amount too.
2. Drakel
Surprisingly enough, Drakel has been going through this league mostly unnoticed. However, he's been consistently dropping dopeness and, like hotshh!, has been on top of the rankings since this league started. I don't see any sign that he's going to fall in the rankings, so, if you're ahead of him, you better be ready to pack your bags. This motherfucker is here to stay.
1. New Method
What can I possibly say to describe New Method in this league? He's like the Wilt Chamberlain of this league. He's undefeated, and he's been a champion since the title matches started. He's been a beast in this league, and I don't have any reason to believe he won't be for the rest of the season. This guy could easily be the champion of this league if he keeps this pace up.
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V. Outro
Well, this is it for this edition of the Punchline League Mag. Keep stepping your game up. Remember, only the top 8 of you in the rankings will move on to the playoffs after week 20. Keep doing your best to drop dope, and good luck. I'll get back to you guys with another mag next week.