Originally Posted by One M.B.

I propose a race around the world. Starting point New Caladonia, the french polynesian island paradise. Each contestant may bring one accompaniment, and must invent some form of all terrain super-vehicle to compete for Spuls mic. Passing through multiple checkpoints, each contestant must visit crazy places such as pastry factories or destruction derby arenas which will cause humouros and sometimes sexy results. This amazing race will be broadcast across the world by satellite using new technology created by me.