...You supply us with water. Congratulations on that, man. You're exporting WATER to countries... Good job on that hard work getting some water. We'd all die without water...wait, what's that thing? Milk? I never drink plain water, just shit using it as a small ingredient. I doubt we'd 'die' if Canada didn't give us water. We can fight off the UK with a bunch of stupid ass rednecks led by Mel Gibson, by the way.

Anyway, the U.S. sucks. I'd rather live on the Solomon Islands drinking coconuts, eating copra, and making fat beats on a little drum made of animal skins anyway. What's so 'Imperial' about Canada's gasoline anyway? Like, only rich kings can afford that shit?

EDIT: Oh, by the way: straight drop. No hate on any countries, but I'm just defending my own sucky States. Nationalism isn't that normal in the U.S., and this is one time I side with the majority of a country. ._.