1 time my dog took a chair cushin n started humpin tha shit out of it, and he got a huge boner, i wuz on tha floor laffin so hard that i wuz cryin, then i noticed that wile he wuz humpin there wuz blood commin out hiz cock, oooooooooooooooooooo my fuck i laffed sooo fucking hard. werd

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