If you want a Shakespear mug, go here..

http://www.larose.com/Cups_and_Mugs...t_Greatness.asp

That's all that came up in my google search, though. Just type some bullshit up, and just fill your paper with extremely vague details, therefore giving the impression that you paid attention. If this was due sometime next week I would have done it for you, but I don't have the time tonight.