*UK Cats piss me off when they spit American*

So lets start things off by sayin thank fuck this battles in text,
That accent earns no self respect and ya styles technically incorrect,
You a UK citizen spittin like ya from the other side of the pond,
And that shit's irritating i'd rather listen to the Crazy Frog,*
Coz ya shits abismal and annoying tryna bust some Yankee flows,
But it runs off course as much as a three year olds nose,
So it's pretty blatant u'd fail if you were "trialed at 5 clubs",
Coz you couldn't spit at high level if you joined the "mile high club",
So why you still here strobe should consider bannin these "wack thugs",
Coz you the only legless cripple i know trying them U.K "stand ups",

*Done...now walk like John Wayne Merked*