It appeared to be just one of em usual days/
I was one my way home,right after gettin laid/
But then some white fat chick with buck teeth/
Ran her flabby ass straight in tha middle of the street/
I purposely hit the gear,sumtin that ugly didn't deserve to live/
But she was so big,that when I hit her,my car began to skid/
I stepped out tha car and saw that the bitch had a necklace/
And it said Lauren on it,so I took it to pawn it at that place/
I search her pockets,found 10 bucks and a envolope/
Written on it was "Fuck U daubs,there's no hope/
Inside the envelope,was a letter and a picture of a white boy/
The boy was daubs,and he was holding with barbie doll/
He was even uglier than the bitch that I just killed/
To see a boy with that much acne,left me standing still/
I ripped the picture up and began reading the letter/
The start of the letter said "To daubs,it's for the better/

"Listen daubs...I hate to be like this but I gotta be direct/
Shelly told me she tried to give ya head,but ya couldn't erect/
And you need to know that ur white,so stop tryna be black/
And just give up rapping as a whole,cause your whack/
I really feel thaT ur acne is hideous and needs to be treated/
I know you might be cryin like a bitch by now,but keep reading it/
See I want a real man.not no sensitive white acne crazy nerd like you/
So I'm saying this shit really clear to you daubs...Fuck U/"

Afterward I ripped the letter up and went straight to mi casa/
Put on porn while listening to a CD while it plays trinidad tasa/~1~