Wow, Cali...now you're telling people how they have to vote? Wtf? Really. You're telling people how much of a percentage someone matters, and if they don't follow it...they're banned or DQed or whatever. Seriously, let the people do whatever the fuck. If it's a messed up vote, then you can DQ it. It's like a fucking fake election, where its fixed so people have to vote for whoever or something bad happens. Let's see some poems that are like topicals...

I'll use a famous one, for example. No one calls it a topical.

The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe.

That really looks like a story to me. But oh my, it's one of the most famous poems ever! I guess CALI's better then Poe, and knows more about poetry then some people who actually made a name for themselves everyone[not just the people on RV who hate you] knows.