Iight why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because he was gay. You see, "crossing the road" is a metaphorical term for "coming out of the closet. The chicken had been having alot of homosexual fantasies lately, but was much too embarrassed to tell anyone. But this was eating him inside. He had to let it out. So, he...Oh fuck it

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