I’ll make your ass-salute-me, battling me is a loss Absolutely
When you accepted, you might as well of said “Stab-n-shoot-me”
You lost like bad-navigation, couldn’t get help with collaboration
You must have mad-frustration, cuz the only thing you cum with is m.asturbation
I’m bolder-n-keen, rip your shoulder-n-spleen
I told-ya-I’m-mean, but you’re just a stupid wolverine*
I’ll pop you like an ollie-ya’ll,* prolly-bawl
Cuz you blow like a trolley-call,* so I’ll serve you like a volleyball
You’re scared so I drop-first, since you’ve started you got-worse
Pussy, I’ll make your t.wat-burst, cook you like bratwurst
Throw-yer-best and you’re still below-the-rest
I’ll blow-yer-chest, and like they say: “You know-the-rest”*

*Trolley-call: Air blows from the whistle
*Ollie-ya’ll: When you ollie on a skateboard, they say you ‘pop’ it

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