I haven't had my ass kicked. I mean just last saturday I got in a scrap. Some guy thought I was trying it on with his girl in the toilets, I was avoiding a fight. So he started pushing and I seized his arms, so he headbutted me in the mouth. I just flipped and punched him, he was just drooling on his knees still holding my forearms. I told one of his friends to get him off me, so he did. Then outside the dude was fine, and asked for anotehr one-on-one. Where he smacked me in the side of my head, so I hit him between the eyes, then got him in a headlock. Then we were like lil bitches scrapping on the floor since I had alot to drink and didn't really know what to do. But I'm not really a good fighter, but I've never had my ass kicked.

Doubt anyone will read all that but w/e...