Verbal, I don't like gay jokes just cause they're played, but i've never seen the right hand man thing that was kinda clever. Your first bar was like okay, but needed rewording.

Stanza, the dirty fetus line was pretty funny. The pass gas thing I wasn't feeling so much, but it wasn't too bad.

Cali, your wording ain't direct and to the point man. The 2nd bar coulda been good the idea of being a vet, but wasn't harsh at all the way you said it as you weakened the punch by saying "he's a draft dodger" at the end. Your 1st bar also seemed a bit forced. Here's how I see it:

1 - Stanza
2 - Teph
3 - Cali