lmao, werd, tha microwave dream wuz FUCKED. i wuz just standin there by my microwave n my mom comes yellin at me like "colby! wut wrong wif u??? now kiss and hug tha microwave and apologize 2 it!" i wuz cunfused cuz i didnt do shit 2 tha microwave, so then i wuz like fuck it, n sed "im sarry microwave fo w/e i did 2 u" then i started huggin it, and i think i mightve gave it a kiss 2. fuck im retarded, lol, werd

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