It is funny how you won't be making those "shoot" signs after I drop some nuclear bombs on your country. Then, I'll move in the military and have then pound salt straight into your soil, so you won't be able to grow anything again. You Canadians can not step to the powerhouse that is America. We take pride in our "fatness" though. I would rather run a country that is fat, then a country like Nigeria where they have sex with monkey and don't eat. So, our fatness is clearly a positive. As a Canadian I wouldn't expect you to know that, though. As the 42nd President of the United States of America, I will clearly acknowledge that the United States is better then Canada. If you are not a homosexual I would advise you to just move down here. We have plenty of beef to make you fat. Just vote for Hilary or I'll send a sniper onto your neighbors rooftop.

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