I try to use a metamorphosis card to turn Tizzle into a vet, but no card in existence has that ability. Instead, I give him a helmet. He puts the helmet in his pants and uses it to attract a six hundred pound lady known as 'Ivanna Candy'.

Tizzle has a child with her known as Twizzler. He then is very delicious, but it turns out that he's actually sleeping with a six year old known as Pinocchio. Pinocchioo is burned in a furnace, and Tizzle uses his scorched wood to make a wooden swan. This two inch swan is thrown at Maximus.