Angered by Maximus' treacherous actions, the Lollipop Guild connect to form a massive machine to kill him. Unfortunately, being munchkins of a low calibur, the machine is knee-high on Maximus. So they piss on his shoes and run.

Luckily, I have a map that gives me directions to the moon.

I buy a toad made of a stool. A toadstool.

I give it to Tizzle, who puts it in his pants and uses it to attract the Frog who would be Brown. James Brown.

James Brown uses his soul attack to fend off my attackers, the evil border officials.

Tizzle eats a strawberry shortcake.

George "Dubya" Bush chokes on a pretzel and causes it to rain cats and dogs in Japanese as an accidental side effect.